Sofa solutions.

Edit; Just found this picture here, while trying to search Nostaligia at the Stone House (after a tip off from Caroline that there might be inspiration there) Sorry it's not at the bottom of this post but my Blogger won't cooperate with things like that.

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Hello, come in.

Thanks for coming round. I really appreciate it.

Now then, did you remember to bring your interior design/soft furnishings hat with you today?

Sorry!

Where are my manners!

Tea, coffee? Cake? Let's get down to the business of the day. This is my new (new to me.) sofa. Isn't she a beautiful shape, just what I wanted... and I've been wanting a sofa for my kitchen for soooo long, over two and a half years. In fact, I've wanted a sofa for this kitchen since before we even moved in. Oh yes. It was always planned to have a snuggly, cosy, comfy sofa in here. I've been very patient, don't you think?

Notice Sneaky Dog looking very shifty, hmmm... we'll come to her in a minute.

It's quite big, 6'6", that's 2m long for you youngsters.

As you can see, it fits beautifully at the end of my kitchen.
I might even be able to move it where the dresser is with all the blue and white tureens. Putting the table at the end of the kitchen.

Now here's where I need your help dear friends. Notice how Mrs Sofa is now wearing a very unflattering stripey throw, accessorised with 3 plastic bottles filled with glass marbles?

Well here is the reason. Sneaky Dog!
Yes SD seems to think this sofa is hers. More specifically her new bed! (you can see her real bed on the floor at the side of the sofa.) Now as lovely as SD is, she is rather dirty, hairy and... aromatic, to put it politely.
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See, I thought the bottles with marbles would roll as she jumped onto the sofa, making a loud rattle and frighten her off. Excellent idea but...Wrong!
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Plan B, pile up laundry basket, shopping basket and anything else I can lay my hands on, on top of the sofa so there is no room for SD. Wrong again! SD just pushes them out of the way and settles down.
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We are now on plan C, which is SD being shut out of the kitchen and sleeping on the landing, but none of us are happy with this. SD thinks that, as she has now moved closer to our bedroom, she might as well just sleep in our bedroom, so, much pawing of the door and whining ensues. Not good.
It's also a bit of a shock for the children when they get up in the middle of the night and open their bedroom door to be faced with a large black dog sat, looking excitedly at them, no doubt thinking 'is it time for breakfast?'!
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This new sofa is actually far to good to be in a kitchen where it will be abused by teenagers, said dog, cooking smells, dumped school bags, balancing laundry baskets, etc. It really should be a sitting room/lounge sofa, but we don't all end up where we rightly belong, do we?
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Sooo, short of chopping off SD's legs (so she can't jump up) or having her laminated (so she doesn't shed copious amounts of hair) I need to make some sort of covering for my sofa.


A throw is definitely out of the question. Anything that needs delicate, artistic draping, isn't going to look good for long in my house. Noooo, it would look like the laundry basket had tippled over spilling its abundant contents within minutes.
No, I need some sort of slipcover or fitted covers. This is where the heap of chintzy thrifted fabric comes in.
What do you think to this...

Yes. I know it's a bit of a shock,(don't choke on your tea) but you'll get use to it in a minute.
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Do you think I could somehow patchwork a cover for the sofa?
To be honest I've never made any thing as big as this would be. I'm not even sure I could do it. There is an alarming lack of homemade, sofa covering inspiration out there in Google land. Here I've just draped what fabric I have, to give you an idea of what it might look like. I'd obviously patchwork it up more than this. I'd try and use different fabric on the seat cushion tops and the side edges and different fabric on the side and front end of the arms.

I'll have to make new cushion covers of my throw cushions too. I'm thinking something plainer, maybe like my vintage embroidered cushions. (like the ones on my sidebar)

What do you think?
Will it all be too much?
I suppose if it all goes horribly wrong I'm only wasting my time, (all of the fabric came from charity shops) and even then I can use it as a pattern for nice fabric when I can afford some.

Gosh! I'm pooped after all that folding, draping and tucking!
Come on then, get your thinking caps on. I want your advice on this one. All your thoughts, good and bad, pro's and con's, amazed laughs and guffaws at how awful it looks. Come on I can take it. Have I really lost the plot this time?

Sneaky Dog just wants us to hurry and make up our minds.
We're wasting precious napping time!
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Itching to start stitching

Fi x


Thank you for all of your encouraging comments on my last post. A few of you asked for a tutorial. Now I'm no expert on machine applique but I'm happy to show you what I did, be it right or wrong. All I know is it worked for me! So I'll try and cobble something together for you, hoping it encourages you to have a go.
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Edit: Just found this post on Vintage Home blog, thank you Caroline.